From the Desk of Moi
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
(via draftpirate)
Stones and words may break my birds, but bones can never hurt them.
http://www.rarecandytreatment.com/comics/1743829/awkward-boner/
the laziest halloween costume ever - a sim headband.
It’s not lazy if you piss all over the floor and start sobbing uncontrollably. That’s commitment.
Someone calls you lazy: take a plate of food from their fridge and stand there for a minute before finding somewhere on the ground to place it. Repeat till they’re out of food, then order pizza and do it with that as well.
If they still call you lazy: remove headband, delete all their doors and windows, fill room with fireplaces. Laugh like the angry fire god you are.
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
I got it and deleted that shit
don’t click it
I got this last night and I decided not to click on it just in case, I’m so glad I didn’t click it before seeing this.
